GQ!

It’s not the US version of it, but its still GQ. GQ India contacted me the other day because of my handsomeness, youngness, and thingness. And I guess also my Indianness. It was a really bizarre phone conversation, but my mustache must have intrigued the GQ India marketing people to do some type of story on me.

The interview was conducted by a man who went by Rajakarthikeyan Rajajayjbalachandran and went by Rajakarthikeyan for short. A pretty cool name in my opinion, wish I had something similar, but H.Y.T I think fits more perfect.

By the way, this I looked up Rajakarthikeyan character. Pretty old, but handsome guy. When I get older I want to be a Handsome Old Thing like he is. H.O.T

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Rajakarthikeyan: Hallo mhister H.Y.T, mhy nhame is Rajakarthikeyan Rajajayjbalachandran and I am challing phram wery ghood magagine G.Q. If you vouldn’t mind, I will ask you wery simple qwestions.

 

 

Me: Hey man, hows it going? I’m glad you called! Sure, ask away!

 

 

 

 

Rajakarthikeyan: Hey dhude, I’m glad I am call you too! Vee jhust saw your phrist chlass photho on your vebsite and thoughts that you are a wery pretty person

 

 

 

Me: Umm, it’s more like handsome, but thanks

 

 

 

 

Rajakarthikeyan: No vay yaar! You are one of the most prettiestest people in long time, and the mustach that you has is top class yaar. Top class!

 

 

 

Me: Haha, ok thanks

 

 

 

 

Rajakarthikeyan: So vat make you grow this bootifool mustach on your phace?

 

 

 

Me: Well, I was just sitting in the mirror looking at myself, and after 45 minutes of doing my hair, and thought that I should grow my mustache out to see how it looked. I’ve been getting turned faces left and right about it and definitely think that people are noticing who I am finally.

 

 

Rajakarthikeyan: Wery wery good yaar. I have seen your vebsite work and it is top yaar. just top. Vat makes you write all the stuffs on the vebsite?

 

 

 

Me: Well I just wanted to give back to the community and to the world that I grew up in. It’s not everyday that you are blessed with my handsomeness and I thought I would allow people to get a glimpse of my life.

 

 

Rajakarthikeyan: Wery wery good. Now, ve want to be sure that even though you is got born in the U S of A, that you shtill are wery much indian. Do you do anything to make sure you are 100% Hindustani?

 

 

 

Me: Well I go to India, just about every other year if I can. Visit family and friends that we have still living there. I enjoy the lifestyle of scooters and small people all the time. It’s definitely an eye opening experience, because people have a negative connotation about the country, when in reality its a beautiful place. Sure it has its poverty problems, but what country doesn’t?

 

Rajakarthikeyan: You said a lot of mumbo jumbo there. But I likes how you thinks yaar. Vat is your daily routine of how you become wery pretty?

 

 

 

 

Me: Well after getting my 8 hours of beauty sleep, I cleanse my face with a special formula of soap. I do get pimples and when I do, I don’t go out in public, but for the most part I keep my face pretty oil free.

 

 

 

Rajakarthikeyan: Oil is sooo ghood yaar. Shorry to iintherhupt. Please phroceed.

 

 

 

 

Me: No problem. As I was saying, after washing my face, I’ll take my first shower of the day, after shaving. Having the mustache definitely helps cut down the shaving though. So then after showering, I proceed to brush my teeth. Freshen up, and then spend anywhere from 1-2 hours on my hair – depending on the how its acting. By the time I get done with my hair its time for me to do my daily observing of myself in the mirror and make sure I’m looking handsome, young, and thing-like. And then I’ll go to classes and study, taking showers in between when I feel like I have dust particles on me.

Rajakarthikeyan: Vow. That shounds wery buzy yaar. Vell buddy boy, I have to go, but GQ vill be contacting you wery soon about maybe being on the cower or jhust having a shtory. Thanks you sir.

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